It's December 1976, and there's some excitement at the
fairground Queens Park (otherwise known as The Pike,
or Nu-Pike) in California.The attraction 'Laff in The
Dark' is closed to the public and is a-bustle. Why? This
ride, essentially a ghost train ride, is temporarily in the
charge of Universal TelevisionStudios.
It's been hired as a film location for an episode of the successful TV fantasy adventure series,
'The Six Million Dollar Man'.
Carnival of Spies, episode 17 of the fourth season, called for the ride to double as a secret
control room, disguised as a fairground attraction, for intercontinental missiles. As
Universal's set dressing crew set to work, a figure, suspended by the neck from the room's
ceiling was spotted. The desiccated dummy had been covered in phosphorous paint, so it
glowed in the dark. It wasn't thought to be appropriate…it had to go.
Teamster (lorry driver) Chris Haynes was among the crew, and he discovered that the figure wasn't a dummy.
Studying the hanging figure, Chris noticed that it had been cut open and crudely stitched. Wondering why a
dummy should have been autopsied, Chris spotted 'human features' no prop or mannequin would have. Chris
indicated these points to a fellow crew member. As he tried to move the figure's hands away from its groin for a
clearer view, the right arm snapped off at the elbow. Dried muscle and bone were revealed – this was no dummy.
Outside, Chris found a Long Beach Police Officer, who'd was looking after the production. Chris told him about the
body. The officer looked at the hanging figure, realising that the unfortunate man was long dead. Chuckling, the
officer said, . "Ha! Just what Long Beach needs, another dead sailor!"
The policeman took no action and left Chris Haynes was due to go back to Universal Studios and collect a
truckload of material for another location. He first notified the Long Beach Fire Department's Fire Safety Officer,
who was present on the set. He was also amused, and said, "Hey! I'm gonna call out the paramedics and tell them
I have a guy suffering from extreme dehydration."
Chris had to go but the Fire Safety Officer clearly called in a superior to have a look at the body. Long Beach Police
were contacted. This in turn contacted Los Angeles County Coroner's office, in an attempt to discover any records
of a human body having gone astray.
Police report No. 765-0028, filed on the following day (the 8th December 1976), describes what happened next…
Criminologist E. Williams accompanied the police to the 'Laff in the Dark' ride, at 210-A-A-A, West Pike. They
examined the 'display'. The resemblance to a human cadaver, as regards size and proportion, was noteworthy.
Under the figure's outer covering , were bone-like joints and a bone-type structure, and traces of hair could be
seen on the back of a leg.
The Six-Million Dollar Mannequin was indeed the remains of man. But which man? Who was he and how did he
wind up hanging in a fairground ride?
The mystery body was taken to the Los Angeles County medical examiner's office, where it was tagged as being
the remains of 'John Doe, No. 255'. The examiner, LA Country Coroner Dr. Joseph Choi, confirmed that the body
had been embalmed for burial and was effectively a mummy.
The man had been killed by a .32-20 calibre bullet, which had entered his chest. Dr. Choi also fund a copper bullet
jacket (or gas check) embedded in the body's hip bone. Some say that the item was an actual bullet rather than a
bullet jacket. In any event, a gas check made between 1905 and the 1950s was found.
Using this and additional evidence he found, Dr. Choi was able to state that 'John Doe' died after 1905 and before
the late 1920s or '30s.
Equipped with information concerning what happened and when, the investigating team needed to find the body's
identity. Coroner's office spokesman Donald Dryman put out a news release containing the findings so far. A
family, the Sonney family, saw this and called the Los Angeles Police Department. The Sonneys believed that the
remains were those of one Elmer McCurdy.
The L.A. medical office quickly contacted the Oklahoma State Historical Society, which in turn called the
University of Oklahoma, in Norman, Oklahoma. The university had a Western History Collection. Dr. John Ezell
was the collection's curator. He found a photograph of Elmer McCurdy, with a caption that read…
Elmer McCurdy. Shot by Sheriff's posse near Pawhuska. Okla. 10th October 1911.
The investigators had their man, but what's in a name? Further research uncovered a truly bizarre story, which
was definitely stranger than fiction.
Elmer was born to Sadie McCurdy in January 1880, in Washington, Maine. Seventeen-year-old Sadie was single.
Short-term lodger and Sadie's cousin Charles Davis, seven years her senior, was the prime suspect in the
paternity stakes but Elmer didn't have the benefit of a male parent…or legitimacy.
Sadie's brother George and his wife Helen were childless and adopted Elmer. Helen bore George a son a year later,
whom they named Charles. The two boys loved Helen and George, and Elmer's mother became 'Aunt Sadie'.
George McCurdy died of tuberculosis in early 1890. This left Helen McCurdy bereft and unable to keep on taking
care of Elmer, despite Sadie's moving into the household to help. The two women told Elmer the truth about his
parentage. At first, he seemed to accept this but acceptance didn't last. For poor Elmer, 'Auntie' was actually
Mum, while 'Mum' was really Auntie. At 15 years old, Elmer felt let down by his mother. He became rebellious,
turning to drink. In 1895, he ran away from home.
Harden and Abbey McCurdy, Elmer's grandparents, came quickly to the rescue, allowing Elmer to live with them.
Grandfather's steadying influence saw Elmer learn plumbing, successfully completing an apprenticeship. Three
months later, Elmer decided to go back to live with his mother. He became a loving son, and very protective of
Sadie. Sadly, illness struck Sadie, and she and Elmer moved back to the grandparents' home. In 1899, Bright's
disease (kidney disease) claimed 38-year-old Sadie's life. Weeks later, Harden McCurdy passed away.
It was 1900. Elmer was left alone at the age of 20. Leaving Maine, he became an peripatetic plumber. He lived in
Cherryville, Kansas, and Webb City, Missouri. By 1907, the plumbing trade had palled for Elmer, who returned to
Cherryville to take up mining, vocation he didn't follow for long.
Roosevelt needed troops, 100,000 of them, to maintain the occupation of Cuba and the Philippines. To Elmer, the
call to arms was also a way of seeing the world. Enlisted, he was sent to join the 13th Infantry. However, Elmer's'
enthusiasm was misplaced. Soon after Elmer's army inclinations were processed, the 13th Infantry was posted to
Fort Leavenworth. Leavenworth County, Kansas, was hardly the Philippines. Elmer was assigned to the
quartermaster's stores. An unremarkable three years followed, after which Elmer was discharged, on the 7th
Presumably disheartened, Elmer went to St. Jospeh, Missouri, in search of work. None was available, and Elmer
again began drinking heavily. Soon, he was arrested, for 'Possession of burglars' tools', a crime punishable by
between two and ten years in jail. Predictably, Elmer was falling in with bad company. Sitting in Buchanan County
Jail, awaiting trial, he met one Walter Jarrett.
Arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct, and unable to pay his $50 fine, Jarrett had served 30 days of his 50-
day jail sentence. He bragged, of multiple bank robberies in Oklahoma. Walter and Elmer befriended one another
and Walter invited Elmer to visit anytime, after his release.
Walter Jarrett was released from jail. Elmer's hearing came up and he won over the jury, persuading them that
his so-called 'burglar's tools' were in fact plumbing hardware. Elmer was released. Within four weeks, he was with
Walter Jarrett – his new friend – in Lenapah, Oklahoma. Walter introduced him to his brothers, Lee and Glen, as
""Missouri McCurdy, an expert cracksman from St. Joe". Walter was seeking to impress his siblings in order to
persuade them to help him and Elmer rob a train.
…Of mice and men often go awry. So it was for 'Missouri
McCurdy'. Elmer, Walter Jarrett, his brother Lee and one
Ab Connor boarded the Iron Mountain train near Lanapah.
It was after dark, on the 23rd March 1911.
Elmer's safecracking debut went badly wrong. He used far
too much explosive, which caused the safe's door to be blown
through the opposite side of the railway carriage. 4,000 dollars
in silver coin from the safe was scattered on the floor; a large
lump of melted coin lay in a corner. Seizing a coal pick, Elmer
tried to hack the mass free. He was unsuccessful – when the train
arrived in Kansas City, a crowbar was needed to prize apart the
melted silver coins.
The robbers made off with a paltry $450.
Walter and Elmer wisely went their separate ways. Calling himself 'Frank Curtis', Elmer set out for the Osage
Hills, where he got a job with the Selby-Downard Construction Company in Pawhuska. Within two weeks, he'd
been persuaded to take part in a bank robbery with a man called Amos Hayes.
On the night of the 21st September 1911, Elmer, Amos Hayes and a man named Higgins broke into the bank in
Chautauqua, Kansas. As before, Elmer was generous with the nitroglycerine. The Sedan Times Star later
' [The explosion]… blew the outer door off the safe and threw it with terrific force against the front door of the
vault. That vault door, with its iron frame, was blown out of place and across the room to the plate glass window.
It plowed its way through the furniture, leaving everything in its path a complete wreck.'
Half deafened and shaken by the massive explosion, Elmer and Amos rushed back into the vault, to find the safe's
inner door unharmed. Elmer was setting another charge when Higgins pointed out that the town was waking up –
lights were showing everywhere. Elmer and Amos grabbed some coins from a nearby tray, mounted their horses
and made off…with just $150.
Amos Hayes next idea was to rob the Katy railroad train, which carried Osage Indian payments. This time, the
protagonists were Elmer, Amos Hayes and a man named Sears. At 1am, about three miles South of Okesa,
Oklahoma, held up the M.K. & T. passenger train Number 23. In fact, they held up the Number 29 Kansas City to
Oklahoma City train.
According to the Bartlesville Enterprise of October 6, 1911, our heroes got…
$40 in currency.
The mail clerk's Hampton watch, worth $25.
McCormick the conductor's $25 Cravnette coat.
Train auditor Paul Hagan's revolver, value unspecified.
Parts of two kegs of beer, sipped at during the robbery.
Two gallons of whisky.
The fleeing men had executed one of the worst-paying felonies in the history of train robbery. Nevertheless, fifty
lawmen were in pursuit, among them a number of federal officers, drafted in from Pawhuska.
Elmer, now calling himself 'Frank Amos', was tracked to a ranch. After having enjoyed a few drinks with the ranch
hands, Elmer asked for sleeping accommodation. He was taken to the hayloft. A few minutes after Elmer went to
sleep, brothers Robert and Stringer Fentons and Dick Wallace, of the pursuing posse appeared. Know Elmer had
settled, they arranged themselves around the barn and waited for dawn.
Dawn came and Elmer McCurdy began shooting at the lawmen. Three shots went in Stringer Fenton's direction,
and then Elmer began firing at Dick Wallace. Shots were exchanged for an hour, then the gunfire stopped. A young
ranch hand cautiously entered the barn, followed by Pawhuska Police
Chief William Floyd Davies. Placing his hat on the end of his rifle barrel,
Davies pushed the barrel up into the hayloft. No response. They found
McCurdy dead, with a .32-20 bullet in his chest.
Only Stringer Fenton had used a 32-20 calibre weapon, a Winchester
rifle. The conclusion over who shot cCurdy is obvious.
Come evening, Elmer McCurdy's corpse was placed on a wagon and taken to Pawhuska. The wagon stopped in
front of the Johnson Funeral Home, where Elmer's body was placed in a wicker casket and photographed by
William J. Boag. Soon afterwards, the posse appeared and identified the corpse as Elmer's.
Elmer McCurdy, pictured in his wicker coffin
The undertaker, supposing that he might have to keep Elmer's body for some time, extracted the bullet, tied off
the split arteries and set to work with embalming fluids. Even after six months in the back room of the mortuary,
Elmer's corpse remained unburied and unclaimed. The mortician had done his work well. Elmer was perfectly
preserved, and could be placed to stand vertically.
Noting the local interest in 'The Embalmed Bandit', Mr. Johnson, the mortician, dressed Elmer in the clothes in
which he'd been killed. Elmer was placed, standing in a corner – an unknown helper added a touch of
verisimilitude by giving the corpse a rifle.
Elmer stood in the corner for five years.
In October 1916, the Sheriff and County Attorney was visited by two men, who wanted to see him about Elmer.
One man said he was Elmer's brother, and that Elmer's mother, who lived in Kansas, was worried and unwell. The
sympathetic, if gullible, coroner told Mr. Johnson to give Elmer's body to the men.
Gullible? Oh yes. The two men were the Patterson brothers, James and Charles. James owned and managed
Patterson Carnival Shows. Charles, who was a salesman for the Lesh Oil Company, lived in Arkansas City, Kansas.
He'd heard about Elmer's being on show in Pawhuska. James's travelling show had stopped in Arkansas City.
Charles told his brother about Elmer and the pair had cooked up a plan to acquire a new exhibit.
On the 5th October 1916, Mr. Johnson was called long distance from the Pattersons in Arkansas City. According
with their wishes, Elmer was put aboard a Midland Valley Railway train. The next morning, The Great Patterson
Show headed of for a week in Woodward, Oklahoma, before venturing on into the Texas Panhandle. Word soon
filtered back to Pawhuska. Elmer was on show in a street carnival. His new career had begun!
Elmer travelled the USA with Patterson's roustabouts for six years, until 1922. Louis Sonney had a sideshow in
Los Angeles, the 'Museum of Crime'. This was a rogue's gallery of outlaws, represented in wax by Sonney. The
show featured notorious luminaries including figures of the Dalton Brothers, Bill Doolin and Jesse James. Louis
Sonney realised that this august company would benefit financially through being joined by a real outlaw, albeit a
dead one. So, Elmer's body changed hands, for an undisclosed sum. Dorothy Sonney, Louis's wife, described
Elmer, noting that… "He had shrivelled up so much and he was so tiny. He looked like an eight year old child."
Elmer was at the Museum of Crime for a long time, until 1971. When Louis Sonney passed away, his son sold
Elmer's body to Spoony Singh, for display in his 'Hollywood Wax Museum. This show was failing by October 1971,
and Elmer's corpse was sold to Ed Liersch, and a partner D.R. Crydale.
Liersch and Crydale leased space at the Pike in Long Beach, California. They opened a wax figure show, including
Elmer. By now, Elmer's remains were in poor condition. His casket had disintegrated years ago, so Elmer now
occupied a cardboard box. Ambitiously billed as 'The 1,000-year-old-man", Elmer had been dead for 60 years.
Five years later, Elmer was hanging in the 'Laff In The Dark' ride.
Is this the end of Elmer's story? Not quite. The denouement is to come, after a couple of additional facts…
When Dr. Joseph Choi carried out the Post-Mortem examination in 1976, he found items in McCurdy's throat. A
1924 penny was in there, along with ticket stubs marked, 'Louis Sonney's Museum of Crime, 521 S. Main Street,
Los Angeles'. This is how Louis Sonney's son was traced.
Following the re-discovery of Elmer's identity, history repeated itself. No-one wanted to claim his remains. U
Ultimately, the self-styled 'Indian Territory Posse of Oklahoma Westerners' made contact. An osteologist from
Oklahoma City, Dr. Clyde C. Snow, went to Los Angeles, to identify the body. How did he do this? By comparing
X-rays of the corpse with contemporary picture of Elmer just after his death. The L.A. Times reported on the
14th April 1977, leading with the immortal line, 'Tests Conclusive, Scientists Agree. Mummy Is Indeed
Two days later, Elmer was on the road again, for nearly the last time. He was taken to Guthrie, Oklahoma, where
the Ponca City's Gill-Lessert Funeral Home, brought a contemporary-style, horse-drawn hearse, with glass sides
and velvet drapes. Truman Moody had supplied a white pine coffin, the lid decorated with a simple, imprinted
cross. And Elmer got a gravestone, courtesy of The Warren Monument Company of Guthrie.
At 10am on the 22nd of April 1977, Elmer's final journey began, from Pine Street, in Guthrie, about a quarter-mile
North of the cemetery. Elmer's remains had been taken to the Smith Funeral Home in Guthrie, from which he was
transported, by car, and placed in the black, glass-sided hearse. The funeral procession, which included only
horse-drawn vehicles and horseback riders, made its way to the cemetery, with dignity and a sombre style. It was
a far cry from Elmer's previous ride after death, on a buckboard to the funeral home in Pawhuska.
The hearse drew up by the side of the newly dug grave. Elmer's coffin, capped with a spray of white lilies, was
carried by the pall bearers to the grave. Elmer's Christian burial went to plan. A eulogy was read out as Elmer's
coffin was lowered into the ground, and a young girl, a ninth-grader from the local History Club, dropped a solitary
red rose onto the top of the coffin.
History shows that Elmer McCurdy was anything but a successful outlaw. In fact, it's believed that far more
money came to him, as it were, after his death than he ever had in life. But Elmer wasn't buried just anywhere. He
l lies in the Boot Hill section of Summit View Cemetery, Guthrie, Oklahoma. In the plot by the side of Elmer's lies
none other than Bill Doolan, the outlaw whose waxwork was displayed with Elmer's body in the 'Museum of Crime'
for so many years. Other famous outlaws occupy this section of the cemetery.
Elmer McCurdy's journey through life was hardly smooth. He managed to survive 31 years, from cradle to death.
From death to burial, Elmer's 'career' spanned 65 years, 6 months and 16 days.
The McCurdy story closes with a revelation that's practically a twist in the tail. The single red rose was dropped
on Elmer's coffin; symbolic handfuls of earth were cast into the grave. These were followed by two-and-a-half
cubic yards of concrete, poured from a Dolese cement lorry. In accordance with the State Medical Examiner's
orders, Elmer would never be disturbed again.
Thoughtful? Certainly, but this was probably not the only reason for the concrete. Shrinkage or not, Elmer's body
was so well preserved that the pathologist who examined the body in 1977 could see lung damage. He theorised
that Elmer had died suffering from tuberculosis or pneumonia, or had lived on after being shot, for long enough to
inhale food or some stomach contents.
Mr. Johnson, the mortician, had clearly carried out an excellent job of preservation on Elmer McCurdy. As it
turned out, the method he used turned out to be one that had been is use in Ancient Egyptian times. Elmer was
preserved using arsenic. It is not known whether exposure to the poisonous mummy contributed to anyone's
death or even made anyone unwell. But it's relevant that Elmer McCurdy will wander no more – he could be
Rest in peace eternally, Elmer, your work is done.
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