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Dead Funny

Laughing in the face of death? Isn't this inappropriate? Well, when the comic slips on a banana skin and falls, we laugh because he isn't us.

You can appreciate this collection of jokes and cartoons, gathered from a variety of sources because things are happening to others, often to death himself...

 

 

apfool

Death came visiting one day, to tell me he'd started

a new business venture, selling soft furnishings.

He brought a catalogue for me and asked me to call him

if I wanted to order anything from it.

 

I fear there'll be Grim Reaper cushions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cheat

The Grim Reaper came for me last night.

I fought him off with a vacuum cleaner.

Talk about Dyson with Death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

deaf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

farbetter

 

 

behead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

flirt

 

 

fleas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jolly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

text

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

st peter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

turkey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tyrehang

 

                                                                               

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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